Jeffrey Rossi

Evolution of Dance

Farting Preacher 5

Praise the Lord - the Farting Preacher has returned!

Cowboys are my weakness

Larry David (Sienfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm) wrote a hysterical op ed piece on why he won't go see "Brokeback Mountain"

Read it here (you may need to be logged in to the NY Times which is free)

It reminds me of that Chappelle Show bit about Black Bush and how he felt about gay marriage:

"Men at a BBQ -'I like you' 'I like you too dog' 'Let's get married man'

...That sh!t is GROSS!"

Lazy Sunday

Ok since this weeks SNL was hosted by Jack Black with musical guest Neil Young - if you told me a clip was buzzing around the internet, I NEVER would have guessed it'd be Chris Parnell and the new guy Andy Samburg rapping.

Seriously - this is the best SNL skit I've seen in years

Watch Lazy Sunday

Now I want to go out and pick up this shirt.

(Thanks Larry & everyone else)

I think this made me sick

This is the best optical illusion I've seen in a while - but I think I STILL see spots in front of my eyes because of it

 

Check it out

Wizard of Winter

Clark Griswald my ass!

This WIZARD of WINTER is my new hero!!!  As my family is all to aware of, I have sort of a "thing" for Christmas lights that finds me climing on roofs and stringing lights up flagpoles - but I bow to whoever put this display together.  (Music by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra)

Check out the Wizard of Winter

Exercise Your Music Muscle

Virgin has just launched a great game on Heavy.com

Look at the picture and see if you can find 74 band names (ex. the kids outside of the pet shop - Pet Shop Boys)

See how well you can do - post your score in the "Comments".

If you do well enough -Virgin's giving away an tricked out Alienware computer and Virgin MP3 players

Play  - Exercise Your Music Muscle

Song of the year (not K-Fed)

Hopefully for all of  you that checked out the preview of Kevin Federline's lastest album (that I'm sure will litter discount bins of record stores for years between to the Spin Doctor's Turn It Upside Down and The Best of Shaquille O'Neal) well I'm sure you need a sorbet for your ears to get that taste out, or I guess sound in this case.  Regardless...

My brother had my 2 cousins over (I'm pretty sure they are 8 and 5 years old) in his home studio.  He handed 'em a mic and said 'go nuts - sing whatever you want, I'll record your voice' 
Well they did - and it's ridiculous.  Somehow my cousin who was born during the Clinton administration is a big fan of 70's daredevil Evel Knievel.   
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE listen to this - I beg of you:
Listen to Greg_and_Anthony.mp3

So my brother took that and remixed it and put down a music track behind it.
Ladies and gentlemen in a few weeks we'll be subjected to every "best BLANK of the year" list imagineable as the New Years is closing quickly upon us.  I submit to you this next song as MY FAVORITE SONG OF 2005.
Listen to Evil_Kneivel_Remix.mp3

Kevin Federline - Y'all Ain't Ready

So I heard that a portion of K-Fed's new album leaked to the web, and with the same speed that I race outside when hearing the screech of the tires and subsequent impact of a car crash - I made my way to Limewire to download this sure-to-be-abomination.

Although its only 50 seconds long - it delivers.  This boy is genius.  How you could pack SUCH a display of unfounded entitlement and unmitigated arrogance through poorly written lyrics rapped over a Casio SK-1 is impressive

Check it out for yourself - I'm sure y'all are ready:
Listen to kevin_federline_yall_aint_ready.mp3

The Animated GIF Strikes Back

To follow up:

Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes Back - in GIF form