BloodNinja Returns

About 2 years ago I found this HYSTERICAL transcript of some ridiculous AOL IM conversations that someone named "BloodNinja" had with unsuspecting users.  Well the link was taken down - but BoingBoing was nice enough to find it post it.

Please, I beg of you.  Read this

Here's part of one of the exchanges:

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready   for you.
  j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
  Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
  j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
  j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
  Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding   territory.
  j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
  j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
  Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
  j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
  Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge   your ass.
  j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
  Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus   about to charge your ass